Here is a very tiny sample of what I’m seeing in my inbox.
I should be doing homework but it’s too fun looking through my email.
So my university has its list of all undergrads emails easily accessible to anybody. I’m getting 10 emails per minute. These are some that stand out.
And this is what I’m dealing with as well.
One time, I woke up and looked at my clock and freaked out because I thought I forgot to set my alarm. So I was hurrying to get ready because I thought I was gonna be late for class. As I was eating my cereal, my mother shuffled into the living room to tell me that it was 12-something in the morning. And I should go back to bed.
She was right. Somehow, my brain turned 12-something am into 7-something am.
This is what college does to me.
I can’t look at Hannibal. He looks so strange, almost….inhuman. Like a fake person….Mads Mikkelsen on the other hand. I am an adult man who drives to work and I would gay lay down for that. Face down ass up. I am sorry mom but that valiant Viking God got me trapped.
In Michigan the months are January, January 2, January 3, Late March, July, July, July, August, Slightly cooler August, October, November, and January.